December 2010
22 posts
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“How To Build a Fire with Ron Kirkman”. STEP 4 - How to light the fire.
Dec 28th
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“How To Build a Fire with Ron Kirkman”. STEP 3 - Proper placement of logs
Dec 28th
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“How To Build a Fire with Ron Kirkman”. STEP 2 - Starter Sticks
Dec 28th
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It’s my dad’s 72nd birthday today - and one of his favorite things to do is build himself a fire at my sister’s house.  In honor of him I will post a series of videos I made - he starts acting really weird - as he explains “How To Build a Fire with Ron Kirkman”. STEP 1 - Proper clothes & proper newspaper placement.
Dec 28th
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Shit MY Dad Says
“He said he was gonna post them today.  When is that guy from Kiki Books* gonna release that UFO stuff?” - Ron Kirkman * That’s what he thinks Wiki Leaks is called
Dec 28th
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The first snowfall of the blizzard - live (from three hours ago) from Stow, Massachusetts.
Dec 27th
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Dec 23rd
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Don't Ask Don't Get Married
My husband just wrote this on his Twitter and to that I say, “Here, here!” (It’s not “hear, hear”, right?) @neilmahoney “Fuck yeah DADT! Now you can fight and die for a country that doesn’t recognize your right to love one another. #touchofgrey #peedonparade” I saw Obama do his press conference today. He’s so wrong I want to jump inside my...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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I know you cool kids & grown-ups don’t believe in Santa. “How can he fly all over the world in one night with reindeer” blah blah and all your logical arguments. But he appeared at the “Kirkman Christmas” party tonight. AND I GOT IT ON VIDEO right before he left. So - proof is in the pudding - which is this video. Sorry, doubters. Can’t disprove this.
Dec 19th
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I know you cool kids & grown-ups don’t believe in Santa. “How can he fly all over the world in one night with reindeer” blah blah and all your logical arguments. But he appeared at the “Kirkman Christmas” party tonight. AND I GOT IT ON VIDEO right before he left. So - proof is in the pudding - which is this video. Sorry, doubters. Can’t disprove this.
Dec 19th
You're the only joke Obama administration
Veteran diplomat Richard Holbrooke died yesterday and his last words before going into a 21-hour surgery that did not save his life were, “You’ve got to stop this war in Afghanistan.” Obama admin officials downplayed his statements simply dismissing them as a “joke.” Peace. What a joke. Why don’t you give back that Nobel Peace Prize Obama? Here’s what...
Dec 14th
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Ow!
I don’t want to imagine this. It’s mean!
Dec 13th
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THANK YOU "ANONYMOUS"
A Twitter friend - or I guess ‘fan’ - did a really nice thing for me and six strangers. He chooses to remain anonymous. He’s never met me in person. He came to see a show of mine but we didn’t meet. He knows I’m trying to fill the house at my comedy album taping (this Saturday night 12/11 at 10pm at the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles) and he noticed that some fans of mine...
Dec 10th
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SIX FREE TICKETS TO MY COMEDY ALBUM TAPING
I HAVE SIX FREE TICKETS to my comedy album taping Sat Dec 11th at 10pm at UCB Los Angeles. A wonderful ‘fan’ and Twitter friend has PURCHASED FOR YOU GUYS 6 tickets. This person wrote me & said he saw a lot of broke people saying they couldn’t come. He wants you to be there & me to have you there! Please contact me on my Facebook like page...
Dec 10th
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Bernie Sanders Takes on Obama!! YES!
Here is a reprint from a letter from Senator Bernie Sanders (Ind- Vermont) President Obama is right about one thing — Republicans in Congress are holding the middle class hostage. We have a $13.8 trillion national debt, a collapsing middle class and the most unequal distribution of wealth of any major country. With all this in mind, Republicans in Congress say they will block tax cuts to...
Dec 8th
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Yeah. Dec 11th. AGAIN.
Even with ridiculous amounts of tweets & Facebook updates & mentions on podcasts that go to thousands of people & retweets of this by legends - it’s just this hard to get 130 people to buy tickets locally, in advance. Hoping for a pre-xmas miracle. http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2587
Dec 7th
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Why Does the Right Hate Obama? He's One of Them.
Real smart move - Obama - freezing federal workers pay and ramping up to cave on extending Bush tax cuts. Yeah let’s give the TSA even less incentive to do a good job preventing bombs from getting on a plane. Overload them with new machines & pat downs and freeze their pay! I’m just glad the billionaires this xmas won’t suffer. I won’t listen to my friends any more...
Dec 3rd
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