March 2012
11 posts
Expressions I'd Like To Banish From Twitter (and...
Here’s a list of popular & common sayings I’d like to banish from Twitter: (I can talk shit about Twitter on Tumblr, right)
In No Particular Order:
“Get a room!”
“Fuck the haters!” (especially when said by strangers misunderstanding that no one is ‘hating’ yet friends are joking with one another on Twitter.)
“Too soon!”
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February 2012
12 posts
JK Email List
I have an email list that I send out notices to every Sunday - it lets you know where I’m performing that week and upcoming dates I might have elsewhere in America.
If you want to join send a note that says “subscribe” to jenkirkman.show.updates at gmail.com
Also - I have a new STAND-UP DATES part of my Tumblr where you can glance quickly where I’ll be performing, all...
New York (Behind The) Times
Stop writing articles about how articles have been written debating whether women are funny. Stop writing articles about how women were funny on SNL this year in some noteworthy female-centric sketches.
YOU SOUND LIKE A BUNCH OF MORONS!
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Responding to MEAN BOYS on the Onion's AV CLUB...
I never read message board comments. I don’t read reviews. I don’t Google my name. I am sure people say terrible things all the time (and nice things) but I can’t live or die by either sword. My life is so peaceful and happy ignoring all that could possibly be written. I have stopped looking at message boards and all that stuff - I haven’t in…I think almost two...
