January 2011
17 posts
I'm In That 60%! Everyone Should Participate in...
NEW YORK: Most Americans think the United States should raise taxes for the rich to balance the budget, according to a 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll released on Monday.
President Barack Obama last month signed into law a two-year extension of Bush-era tax cuts for millions of Americans, including the wealthiest, in a compromise with Republicans.
Republicans, who this week take control of the...
December 2010
22 posts
Watch“How To Build a Fire with Ron Kirkman”.
STEP 4 - How to light the fire.
Watch“How To Build a Fire with Ron Kirkman”.
STEP 3 - Proper placement of logs
Watch“How To Build a Fire with Ron Kirkman”.
STEP 2 - Starter Sticks
WatchIt’s my dad’s 72nd birthday today - and one of his favorite things to do is build himself a fire at my sister’s house. In honor of him I will post a series of videos I made - he starts acting really weird - as he explains “How To Build a Fire with Ron Kirkman”.
STEP 1 - Proper clothes & proper newspaper placement.
Shit MY Dad Says
“He said he was gonna post them today. When is that guy from Kiki Books* gonna release that UFO stuff?” - Ron Kirkman
* That’s what he thinks Wiki Leaks is called
WatchThe first snowfall of the blizzard - live (from three hours ago) from Stow, Massachusetts.
Don't Ask Don't Get Married
My husband just wrote this on his Twitter and to that I say, “Here, here!” (It’s not “hear, hear”, right?)
@neilmahoney “Fuck yeah DADT! Now you can fight and die for a country that doesn’t recognize your right to love one another. #touchofgrey #peedonparade”
I saw Obama do his press conference today. He’s so wrong I want to jump inside my...
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WatchI know you cool kids & grown-ups don’t believe in Santa. “How can he fly all over the world in one night with reindeer” blah blah and all your logical arguments. But he appeared at the “Kirkman Christmas” party tonight. AND I GOT IT ON VIDEO right before he left. So - proof is in the pudding - which is this video. Sorry, doubters. Can’t disprove this.
WatchI know you cool kids & grown-ups don’t believe in Santa. “How can he fly all over the world in one night with reindeer” blah blah and all your logical arguments. But he appeared at the “Kirkman Christmas” party tonight. AND I GOT IT ON VIDEO right before he left. So - proof is in the pudding - which is this video. Sorry, doubters. Can’t disprove this.
You're the only joke Obama administration
Veteran diplomat Richard Holbrooke died yesterday and his last words before going into a 21-hour surgery that did not save his life were, “You’ve got to stop this war in Afghanistan.”
Obama admin officials downplayed his statements simply dismissing them as a “joke.”
Peace. What a joke.
Why don’t you give back that Nobel Peace Prize Obama?
Here’s what...
Ow!
I don’t want to imagine this. It’s mean!
THANK YOU "ANONYMOUS"
A Twitter friend - or I guess ‘fan’ - did a really nice thing for me and six strangers. He chooses to remain anonymous. He’s never met me in person. He came to see a show of mine but we didn’t meet. He knows I’m trying to fill the house at my comedy album taping (this Saturday night 12/11 at 10pm at the UCB Theatre in Los Angeles) and he noticed that some fans of mine...
SIX FREE TICKETS TO MY COMEDY ALBUM TAPING
I HAVE SIX FREE TICKETS to my comedy album taping Sat Dec 11th at 10pm at UCB Los Angeles. A wonderful ‘fan’ and Twitter friend has PURCHASED FOR YOU GUYS 6 tickets. This person wrote me & said he saw a lot of broke people saying they couldn’t come. He wants you to be there & me to have you there! Please contact me on my Facebook like page...
