Plan Ahead: The (Other) Captain Kirk of Comedy
Happy Halloween and Throw Back Thursday from the 1980’s “punk” Jen and “Bride of Frankenstein” Jen. (Shout out to my pal Shauna)
Be safe out there everybody. Or don’t. It’s not my problem.
I love these quotes that I read from Morrissey’s new biography which I haven’t read.
On being disliked:
"Whenever I’d overhear how people found me to be ‘a bit much’ (which is the gentle way of saying the word ‘unbearable’), I understood why. To myself I would say: Well, yes of course I’m a bit much — if I weren’t, I would not be lit up by so many lights."
Also this one on a misunderstanding that Morrissey had said ‘come party.’
On a riot at a Morrissey gig at UCLA in November 1991:
”The riot ensued when Morrissey instructed the crowd to ‘come party,’ says a reliable newshound to the on-the-spot camera, and the very idea of me ever sinking so low as to use the expression ‘come party’ makes me spray tonight’s toddy across the television screen. In fact, the riot broke as I had been singing ‘You’re The One For Me, Fatty’ — hardly an Altamont rallying call to the social underbelly.”
And the conversation to end all conversations….
On a breakfast with friend David Bowie:
"David quietly tells me, ‘You know, I’ve had so much sex and drugs that I can’t believe I’m still alive,’ and I loudly tell him, ‘You know, I’ve had SO LITTLE sex and drugs that I can’t believe I’m still alive.’"
I’m on Chelsea Lately tonight! Tuesday October 15th at 11pm on E! with Jo Koy and John Caparulo. We talk about Rihanna’s crazy time in Thailand and I make a public announcement about how James Franco is my soulmate.
JAKE FOGELNEST: I may be overreacting but also who cares -
Let’s take a look back at my last post in which I was sitting at The Bell House alone drinking a Coke (that actually tasted like RC Cola) and some random adult dude sat next to me and said, “If I may ask, what are you drinking?” to which I replied, “Coke.” “Oh you’re not a big…
Good work, Jake.
You are not OVERREACTING. The guy who did not take your first answer as “no” and got in your face was overreacting. You are REACTING - to a CREEP.
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