A Confession About The Kind of Person I Really Am

I am very organized.  I file receipts.  My home is spotlessly clean.  I do not save emails.  I keep a schedule.  I brush my teeth four times a day.  I floss TWICE a day.

But

I THINK I am the type of person who has a neat purse.  But I am finally ready to admit that I DO NOT.

I start EVERY morning and say, “Today it’s going to be different” as I put my cell phone in the little pocket that is meant for cell phones in my purse.  I wave to my debit card which is in it’s proper place in my wallet.  As the day goes on and things are removed from my purse, I toss them back in.  I will not take the two seconds to put the things back in their proper place.  By the end of the day, things are lost, I’ve cut my hand on my keys digging around in my purse for things.  I come home and DUMP the purse out on my floor and watch everything scatter. Change rolls, my phone gets banged up, make-up falls out and breaks and powder spills everywhere.  And I love the feeling of watching it all hit the floor.  Then I put things back one by one in my bag so I can start over the next morning.  I hate this ritual and also I would feel lost without it. 

Thank you for letting me share the world’s most insignificant shameful secret.

#ladiesbeshoppin’