“I was just having lunch sitting at the bar.  I overheard this conversation between the waitress and the probably thirty-something-year-old guy next to me.

Waitress:  “Would you like a lemon or a lime with that?”

He gets quiet. He says, “Ahhh. Ahhh”

Waitress:  “Lemon or lime?”

He whispers:  “The green one.”

Waitress:  “What?”

He says, “I like the green fruit with my drinks.”

Waitress:  “What….green…fruit? Kiwi?”

He says, “No. List the first two again.”

Waitress:  “Lemon or lime?”

He says:  “Whatever the green one of those is.”

Then he spots a lime on the bar and says, “That. I want that.”

HE DOES NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LIME AND A LEMON. A HUMAN BEING MAN WHO HAS A WALLET AND CLOTHES AND HAS BEEN ON EARTH FOR AT LEAST THREE DECADES - CALLS A LIME “THE GREEN FRUIT.”

PLEASE STOP CALLING AMERICA THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

THANK YOU, THE MGMT.