1. This is taken off of my sister’s Facebook page.  Her cat making friends with a bunny.  In order.  Enjoy. 

  2. Most tickets on sale now at http://jenkirkman.com/tour-dates

    If you are confused as to why I am for example in Dublin without stopping to London or why I’m in this part of Sweden instead of that or why this part of Ohio and not that…the answer is this.

    Comedy tours don’t quite work like band tours. It’s hard to wrangle everything in the same area. And I am still working a full time writing job and sometimes when I’m offered a festival I have to RUSH TO EUROPE for a few days and get right back to my writing job. I don’t repeat my hour of material in the same city within a year. You can see on my tour dates (link above) where I have already been this year.)

    I will do stand-up until my knees give out and so no need (although I love the love) to say, “COME TO XYZ CITY!” I promise you if it’s a major enough city with a comedy club or a rock club or a small theatre - I am coming.

    I will be on tour full time for the rest of 2014 and 2015 so fear not. I’ll be everywhere. This list is a list of where I am booked. The places not listed do not imply that I am not aware of a city, have never been, will never go and need coaxing. Trust me. I love to travel. Love you all.

    For the people that live in these cities - please buy tickets in advance if you can. Again most of these cities are on sale RIGHT NOW at jenkirkman.com/tour-dates

    Thanks for making it possible for me to do this. xoxo

    THE PEOPLE WHO ARE THE FIRST TO KNOW WHERE I AM PERFORMING BEFORE TICKETS EVEN GO ON SALE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY WEEKLY EMAIL LIST. THIS EMAIL LIST ALSO IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE I GIVE OUT FREE TICKETS TO SHOWS, FREE BOOKS, ETC. SO JOIN UP! YOU’LL GET A PERSONAL EMAIL FROM ME ONCE A WEEK. SIGN UP HERE:

    http://twitter.us2.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=beb461bfb5ac47e7e112e1655&id=f5cebc0418

  3. Innoncent Enough Expressions That I Find Oddly Insulting

    "Wow.  Thanks for getting back to me so quickly."

    "Oh, I don’t have time for that…"

    "I can’t stay up that late to watch."

    "I’m so out of the loop.  You always know what’s going on."

    "Why do you get up so early?"

    "You have no idea how lucky you are to have free time. When I go home from work I have a second job with my kids."

    "You look healthy."

  4. DATES ON SALE NOW!

    Just click on the city and you’ll be taken to the link to buy tickets. Or you can email me and say, “How do I get tickets?” And then my head will explode and you can watch that go viral on the interent….(I’ll make sure to record it.)

    July 24th thru 26th - DUBLIN, IRELAND

    August 1st - PALM BEACH, FLORIDA

    August 2nd - NEW ORLEANS

    August 27th thru 30th - LUND, SWEDEN

    September 3rd - BROOKLYN

    September 12th & 13th - LAS VEGAS

    September 26th & 27th - MINNEAPOLIS, MN

    November 6th thru 8th - CLEVELAND, OH

    December 26th & 27th - BOSTON

  5. I’m just concerned that some people never saw this.

  6. I’m funny.

    (Source: fuckyeahjenkirkman)

  7. WITS! I’m on this episode and it’s available now! On iTunes and RIGHT HERE

    About the Show


    On this week’s show, comedian, author and actor Jen Kirkman tells us what it’s like to make an episode of Drunk History, punk rock godfather Bob Mould performs tracks from his latest album, and we hear why dead author Franz Kafka is so upset with Pharrell Williams about the song, “Happy.”

  8. I rock.

    (Source: somewhereinaburstofglory)

  9. "Time To Heal Our Women, Be Real To Our Women"

    ryanlaskodi:

    If you have a Twitter account then chances are you have seen the hashtag #YesAllWomen. This hashtag in response to the shooting at the University of California, Santa Barbara where a gunman went on a rampage that was sparked by women constantly rejecting him. The tweets accompanied with…

    Thank you Ryan for writing this.